Audiobook narration indistinguishable from human

Consistently win games of "Diplomacy" against experienced players online

Solve all fresh Sudoku puzzles >99% of the time (LLMs only)

Improvise and perform professional-level stand-up comedy routines

Yes, it will be Certified Fresh (75% or higher)

No, but it will Non-Certified Fresh (60%-74%)

No, it will be Rotten (Less than 60%)